{"product_id":"regulated-af-joggers-limited-edition","title":"Regulated AF Joggers — Limited Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eCalm on top, calm on the bottom. Consistency matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTapered, cuffed and embroidered high on the left thigh. They're for pacing during a crisis call while sounding completely unbothered on mute.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered left thigh, tone-on-tone black with orange dominoes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFleece-lined: 100% cotton face (65% cotton, 35% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCuffed ankles, elastic waistband with flat drawstrings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo front pockets and a back patch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePair it with the Regulated AF Hoodie and save $19.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWaist\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eInseam\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited edition — Drop 01.\u003c\/strong\u003e Each piece is embroidered to order when you buy it, and it ships within about 3–7 business days. Once it's gone, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCare:\u003c\/em\u003e Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the embroidery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Witty Unicorn","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":67724779061562,"sku":"6879334_11265","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":67724779094330,"sku":"6879334_11266","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67724779127098,"sku":"6879334_11267","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67724779159866,"sku":"6879334_11268","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67724779192634,"sku":"6879334_11269","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67724779225402,"sku":"6879334_11270","price":79.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0208\/9530\/files\/unisex-fleece-sweatpants-black-front-6ad5582239b7a.jpg?v=1792366635","url":"https:\/\/thewittyunicorn.com\/products\/regulated-af-joggers-limited-edition","provider":"The Witty Unicorn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}